Monday, October 31, 2011

What's my age again?

If I buy a whole cake, I will eat a whole cake. Maybe not in one sitting and maybe not in one day. But guaranteed I will eat too much cake for too many days in a row, just to be sure that one morsel doesn't 'go bad'.

Mmm cake

It's a problem for me; one that I've come to terms with, one I've had to accept and one I've learned to conquer.

I deal with this problem with sheer avoidance. I don't buy cake. I don't buy ice cream. I don't buy cookies. At least, not very often... I mean, a girl's gotta eat, right? If I don't keep it in the house, I won't eat it. Works every time... Except...

Every so often, I get a hankering for something sweet, really sweet; fruit, PB&J, cinnamon toast, or any of my usual go-to's don't do the job. This is a thirst for sweetness can't be quenched by anything except far too much really bad food.

Too much cake

Since I don't like buying that kind of food, I don't keep it in the house. And I don't want to break one of my rules, so I'm left to satisfy my needs by eating food that I already have. It's a vicious cycle that has resulted in me making ramdon concoctions.

I have two favorites; they're basically the same treat, just different variations. If I have plain yogurt in the house, I like to add a bit of sugar and vanilla and put fruit on top. If I have frozen berries in my freezer, I like to heat them up slightly to make the topping. If I don't have any berries, I'll take an apple, cut it up, saute it and make a caramel sauce. In a pinch, I've been known to eat this without of yogurt.

Then there's caramel popcorn, which is what I do when I don't have any apples.

Last night, out of sheer desperation, I whipped up a rice krispie square - melted marshmallows, vanilla and Fibre1 cereal. Because Fibre1 cereal was the closest thing to a treat in my cupboards. That and marshmallows, apparently.

Tonight, I got home, made dinner and ate it. Despite making a good meal, I felt the all too familiar sense that it wasn't quite enough. I knew I was going to want more sweet things. I did a quick mental inventory and realized that I had used all the Fibre1 cereal. Dammit.

I had to think of something fast. I had to get something sweet. I racked my brain on figuring out the easiest way of getting candy on a night like this.

Trick or Treat

I trick or treated at George's house. He got a kick out of it.

I got 3 cookies and 3 bite size chocolate bars.


  1. If i haven`t said it before Heather, u r brilliant! I wish i thought of doing that.

  2. You dont need to buy less cakes... just smaller ones!!!! Tiny mini bite size cakes!!! Delicious!!!

  3. Way to think on your toes. If I tried to go trick-or-treating in the city I'd probably get shot!

  4. Hmmm... mini cakes, eh?? Maybe I'll give that a shot, Steve!

  5. I'm not sure if you could pull it off, Dave! :P

  6. Pretty sure I would just eat all 12 and call it a day. :|

  7. Then it's a good thing you didn't try it too!!

  8. I am LOL! I loved this post! I am the same way: I do NOT keep those foods in the house; and I'm known to whip up healthier concoctions to satisfy my sugar craving. (So I got a couple of great ideas from your recipes! I will definitely try a "caramel apple" recipe soon!)

  9. Thanks Emily! I like it best with granny smith apples, but another kind will do in a pinch... ... I'd love to see your recipes!

  10. You should see if that works on other days of the year too!

  11. It probably would!! But it would get old fast, I think. He's a good sport, but maybe not that good of one!


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