I tossed my head back in laughter at some anecdote that I had come across when something caught the corner of my eye.
It took a moment before my eyes adjusted and the image registered in my brain.
And then it sunk in.
A giant* fucking spider on my wall. Just hanging out. Practically right above me*. Scared the hell out of me. I ran, grabbed my vacuum cleaner and sucked him right up. I tried not to be too loud, but with my squealing and bashing around, running the vacuum cleaner and laughing, I'm pretty sure I wasn't that quiet. Also, I may have been drunk.
*Disclaimer: Spider was not that big and it was about 3ft away from me*