Dear Gorm,
I would like to apologize for sucking. I attempted to write the post for: Worst. Date. Ever. But failed miserably. Actually, the draft post is a surprisingly accurate protrayal of said date. I'm just incapable of posting it; it is just far too embarrassing. More embarrassing than stories about syphilis? Yes... because I don't have syphilis. But I did have that date and immortalizing it in print is just too much for me to endure. I'm truly sorry.
Sincerely Yours,
HWhitey1980
Dear HWhitey1980,
ReplyDeleteI would like to express my sincere disappointment regarding the aforementioned sucking; however, this is alleviated by your sound reasoning behind this failure. We all trust that your next post will be amazing in recompense - or we will be devastated.
No pressure,
Gorm
I appreciate your understanding. And patience while I write aforementioned best. post. ever.
ReplyDeleteO COME ON!!! You have to post the tale!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can!!!! I'm sorry!!!!!!!
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