Sunday, December 12, 2010

Worst. Date. Ever.

Dear Gorm,

I would like to apologize for sucking. I attempted to write the post for: Worst. Date. Ever. But failed miserably. Actually, the draft post is a surprisingly accurate protrayal of said date. I'm just incapable of posting it; it is just far too embarrassing. More embarrassing than stories about syphilis? Yes... because I don't have syphilis. But I did have that date and immortalizing it in print is just too much for me to endure. I'm truly sorry.

Sincerely Yours,



  1. Dear HWhitey1980,

    I would like to express my sincere disappointment regarding the aforementioned sucking; however, this is alleviated by your sound reasoning behind this failure. We all trust that your next post will be amazing in recompense - or we will be devastated.

    No pressure,


  2. I appreciate your understanding. And patience while I write aforementioned best. post. ever.

  3. O COME ON!!! You have to post the tale!!

  4. I don't think I can!!!! I'm sorry!!!!!!!


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